Programmers unite?

Have I mentioned that I find the space program completely fucking useless? NASA can go fuck itself with all the wasted money that they've spent that can be better served to, I dunno, having the government hire shithead unemployed rednecks to rebuild our nations infrastructure. Domestic issues are more important than space. Environmental issues are more important than space. Our economy is more important than space. Fuck, even the oil industry is more important than having four really smart pole smokers fly around the planet in a multi-billion dollar machine that occasionally will blow up on takeoff.
Fuck Space.

I wanted to use the phrase "Gina Gershon has never sucked upon my cock" in a sentence.
Done.

"Oh noes! I saw the name "Obama" in an article! Taxes! Socialism! Communism! Everybody panic!!!"
In other words, I like tongue-in-cheek board comments that make fun of Republicants.

Today is free pizza day at mah office. The building is buying pizza for everybody b/c they switched internet providers to a company that equals teh suck. They still suck, but at least I get free pizza.

Ok, how gullible am I? I done bought fertilizer for mah lawn and just realized, shit, Scott's can put fucking anything in that bag and any improvement at all would make me happy. Why don't i just wipe my ass with a $50 bill, that would be much more satisfying and I also wouldn't hafta worry about my dog eating teh grass and fucking dying.

I seriously eat way too much food. It is seriously a medical miracle that I'm not 300 pounds. I ate half a tray of manicotti yesterday. There were no leftovers. not a single manicotti survived. I just can't stop eating unless there's no more food or i'm at the point of intestinal explosion, wtf!

I wonder if people seriously like charles manson. he killed people, sure, but do people empathize with his reasoning? These thoughts keep me up at night.

No link today, just a headline..."US becoming less Christian, survey finds"
to which i add another quote "Fist in the air in the land of hipocricy"

btw, I like it when the mouthal area is close to my crotchal area. Those are medical terms, look it up. I could be a doctor, I have 3 of the requirements down SOLID. Big words that sound fake. check. long name. check. illegible handwriting. check. Now if I can just get over those little things called "not liking to see other people bleeding profusely", "not wanting to treat unattractive people", and "not knowing shit about medicine at all".

One thing that I'm really glad about...is that I haven't yet committed a vehicular manslaughter or vehicular homicide. I think those are a couple of the crimes that I can potentially commit in my lifetime...and I'd rather not be the centerpiece of jail's annual fresh meat assraping and salad tossing spectacular fun fest carnival.
If I were to commit a crime, I'd plead the fifth and ask for political asylum, whatever those things mean.

"I don't know how you were diverted. You were peverted too."
Wow, you take that line out of the context of the song it's from and it doesn't seem Beatlesque, does it?

I'm putting a different spin on FoxNews equals teh evil...at least everything Fox isn't evil. There happens to be "The Simpsons", "Samantha Fox", "Jorja Fox", "American Idol" [ed. whoah whoah whoah, stop right there. American Idol DOES equal evil mass media conformity mind fucking.] Oh yeah? well..."Megan Fox" [ed. You have a point, writer(s). Carry on.]
Megan Fox.
Nuff said.

This week is roughly half over. I'm ashamed that I haven't yet looked on youtube for videos of Oliver Stone's cage match with Jenny McCarthy.
I'm looking now.
Fuck.
They don't exist.

"How do you feel about full frontal male nudity?"
Notice the quotes.
But, if you happen to be completely against the topic of the abovementioned quote, then "Forgeting Sarah Marshall" is not the movie for you.

Holy shit, an albino midget fucking a baby polar bear, Batman!

Fuck it, I'm moving to Taco Bell.
The convenience of subpar pseudoMexican food is so alluring to me.