I'm back and as segmented as usual

Here's some old stuff from my blogQueue, and some new ideas and such:

Music is subjective. One can like one style of music or all, one artist or many. One person's favorite list will look different than anothers, even siblings. Music critics, while generally full of shit are paid to read between the lines. They interview artists, and can know when songs are missing a certain drum fill or if the guitar play was "off" or on quaaludes. My return to blogging will celebrate my noviceness with my own take on some things music.

My own re-analysis of The Beatles began a year or so ago when I rediscovered "Help!". I've spent many days tossing up my favorite album by certain artists, Metallica, Reel Big Fish and the Beatles in particular. It seems "favorite" always seems to mean "favorite at the time". I tried, quite unsuccessfully to rank some of the Beatles albums...though Sgt. Peppers remains my favorite. "Help!" is climbing the ranks, particularly because "Ticket to Ride" remains "one of my favorites". Being incredible songwriters surely helps the Beatles' case, for they churned out so much in a 10 year span.

Some of my favorites in different categories;
Favorite live recording: The Outlaw Torn- Metallica (S & M)
Favorite drum solo: 46 & 2- Tool (Aenima)
Favorite mellow intro: Mayonaise- The Smashing Pumpkins (Siamese Dream)
Favorite rock intro: Hot For Teacher- Van Halen (1984)
Favorite country song: Sin Wagon - The Dixie Chicks (Fly)
Favorite "b-side": Offend In Every way- The White Stripes (White Blood Cells)
Favorite former b-side: Yellow Ledbetter- Pearl Jam (Jeremy)
Favorite mellow ending: Layla- Derek & The Dominos (Layla & other asst. Love Songs)
Favorite rock ending: Free Bird- Lynyrd Skynyrd (pronounced 'lĕh-'nérd 'skin-'nérd)
Favorite funk song: Theme From the Black Hole- Parliament (Gloryhallastoopid)
Favorite solo: Stranglehold- Ted Nugent (Ted Nugent)
Favorite album cover: Houses of the Holy- Led Zeppelin
Favorite dirty ska song: Big 6- Judge Dread
Favorite anytime song: All I Want Is More- Reel Big Fish (Turn The Radio Off)
Favorite female loud song: Violet- Hole (Live Through This)
Favorite female quiet song: Sweet Jane- Cowboy Junkies (The Good Girl)
Favorite odd song: Fish On- Primus (Sailing the Seas of Cheese)
Biggest Disappointment: Follow the Leader (Korn)
Biggest Surprise: MFZB (Zebrahead)

"Democracy is cancerous, and bureaus are its cancer. A bureau takes root anywhere in the state, turns malignant like the Narcotic Bureau, and grows and grows, always reproducing more of its own kind, until it chokes the host if not controlled or excised. Bureaus cannot live without a host, being true parasitic organisms. (A cooperative on the other hand can live without the state. That is the road to follow. The building up of independent units to meet needs of the people who participate in the functioning of the unit. A bureau operates on opposite principle of inventing needs to justify its existence.) Bureaucracy is wrong as a cancer, a turning away from the human evolutionary direction of infinite potentials and differentiation and independent spontaneous action, to the complete parasitism of a virus."

If i had a brain, it would tell me to stop writing now and publish the post, unfortunately, i currently have the problem of "notcaringwhatmymindsays-itis" (ed. the writer(s) at johnny.random are trying too hard, I think)

so christmas is coming. Thankfully, I'm not making a CD of my singing christmas tunes a la carte (ed. it's a capella, dumbass). I listened to the one I made a few years back. How lame.

is there a word for when your belly is sweating?

http://questionablecontent.net/
it's not porn, honest. (ed. if it isn't, would you even click on it?)

"Love is a 4-letter word"

I currently have a boycott on McDonalds for them being cheap-asses. If you haven't heard, their double cheese isn't on the dollar menu anymore. It's $1.39. The new item on the dollar menu, the McDouble, which is the same thing minus one slice of cheese. Cheap. Asses. Wont. Get. My. Business.

And I was going to go to Dunkin Donuts later this morning, but I decided to boycott them too. 1) They don't have a cool "here's your order and the amount board" 2) they always screw up my order somehow 3) They never even give a total after you place an order 4)they suck ass.

In case you're wondering, Portillo's is still cool. (ed. Gee, thanks, like our reader(s) didn't know that already)

"She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen"

have you ever been web surfing whilst surfing? that would be rad. (ed. rad? you gotta be kidding me!)

"We want the world and we want it...now" (ed. you used that quote before, pick another one)
Um. yeah. san dimas high school football rules! (ed. dude.)
Dude! (ed. DUDE!)
shucks. um. "I kissed a girl and I liked it" (ed. come on, do you want to write for Beep! ?)
no way dude. (ed. then come up with something)
dude. stop talking. (ed. no, start writing [crazy] wait. who is that?)
i don't know [crazy] (ed. that was NOT me) [crazy]
um[crazy]wh[crazy]ats go[crazy]ing on? [crazycrazy]
(ed. I'm going [crazy] now)
me too, I'm going [crazy] presently [heh. presently. hehe crazy]
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Ok Ok. Heroes. I got plans for Nathan Petrelli but I'm not a writer on the show. Can someone hook me up with a script consultant job at about $1.5 mil per year? kthxbye.






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