I hope my clothes don't suck up the smell from my pooters.
Booty hole.
If you dial a number like 999-999-9999, does it dial a phone sex line in the cayman islands?
BTW, "phone sex" has a wikipedia article.
People who too often use the CYB tactic piss me off. In case you didn't know, CYB stands for Cover Your Butt. I'd much rather that people use the TFRFYFAF tactic, aka Take Fucking Responsibility for Your Fucking Actions, Fucker!
"Yeah... they said that would happen in Health Class."
If someone uses the phase "this is the new shit from so and so" reply: "brown and stinky?"
Marilyn Manson has more respect than he deserves…from me at least. I give him respect because he's banging a hot actress, probably as I type this. And I say hot because many others find Evan Rachel Wood hot. I don't. She lacks boobage. I demand my favorite hot actresses have boobage.
http://bugmenot.com
You're welcome.
"maybe she likes to fuck on a pile of trash"
FYI: I don't like my espresso with half & half in it.
"if it wasn't for date rape I'd never get laid"
So Ozzie Guillen got a contract extension. Now what? I'm embarrassed to be a fan. It's almost like admitting that I'm a Chicago Blackhawks fan.
Speaking of the shitty white sox, what ever happened to David Aarghsma?
"I anticipate a deeply religious experience"
Well I got one hand in my pocket and the other one flicking off GWB.
"May I have ten thousand marbles please?"
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