All in all you were all just bricks in the wall

"Watch the cup with the nut under it carefully..."

The answer is beer. I know it.

Senor Gonzalez resigned as Attorney General…this below is a tribute:
"Here's to the laws of Alberto Gonzalez,
Congress will pass an act in the panic of the day,
and the Constitution's drowning in an ocean of decay,
and freedom of speech is dangerous I've even heard them say.

Here's to the land you tore out the heart of,
Gonzalez find yourself another country to be part of"

You know the insult…"Gaylord", well I looked it up, and apparently there was a band called "The Gay Lords", they changed their name to "The Gaylords". Right, they took out the space. That makes it so much less gay.

I'm thinking that I need to pay attention when I watch the news. I heard the headline…someone found how to hack the iPhone. All it does is free it from the At&t network. Lame.

So there's a gay republican who insists that he's not gay. He tried to get butt sex with a COP. At least there's not a youTube video for that bathroom encounter. At first, when I heard gay republican, I thought…Dick Cheney is goatse? I was wrong, it's some schmo senator. My martial law solution, have 3 gay army officers castrate him publically. Now, I'm just waiting until we hear a Hilary Clinton threesome/adultery/stripper/blow job/sex tape scandal.

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/genesis/the+carpet+crawlers_20058833.html
Back when they did drugs and Peter Gabriel was the lead singer. Interesting lyrics.

Gatorade & pedialyte will be on my lottery winnings budget. You know, to keep me hydrated with all the hehheh I'll be having. Jenny will be sore. That's all I'm sayin. Other budget items will not be disclosed due to the EXTREME naughtiness and/or originality.

Speaking of original ideas that I'll buy with my lottery winnings, I came across a term on urban dictionary called "Sex Waffles". Apparently, someone does doggystyle and sets a plate of waffles on the receiver's back. People are stranger than me.

It's the old peanut butter on the man-parts trick.

Finally, I'll be going on a vacation. One night. Fun. No, really, it's gonna be fun. I'm not being sarcastic. I get to touch a shark!

"lil bag of bones been out all night"

BTW: fuck Lowe's.

I wish there were less quotes like this from the south side.
"It's embarrassing day in and day out to do the same stuff," Guillen said. "People are blaming our pitching staff, but the offense comes along and puts more dirt on the grave. Everyone in that room should look in the mirror and be embarrassed."
"We've got a $100 million payroll and they don't show it on the field," Guillen said. "If this keeps up, bring on the Double-A kids. They're killing me. They're killing my family, my coaching staff and the White Sox fans. I hope they care the way we care. I'm tired of seeing this (expletive) every day."

Yoda says…Random John…closer come…the fuck shut up